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Parking Demotivational Poster

Safety First -

GENTLE PERSUASION - Always the best approach

TAGS: car parking card
Rating: 4.86/5

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cedre - December 24, 2010, 10:49 pm
A bar of white soap looks amazingly like a bad scratch...but washes right off. Just sayin'
AdmiralAckbar - October 31, 2010, 10:08 pm
try a dry erase marker
fascistfrenchman - October 30, 2010, 5:49 am
Oh, the times I wish I could these, but it wouldn't be wise to do so in my work parking lot.
Davin Holcomb - October 30, 2010, 3:14 am
no need to have them custom made. i have a stack of these... and i use them. they're uber-cheap on houseofgrafix.com
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:37 pm
Mrs. Moo+ is making me some of these. 5L

No Parking -

TAGS: tank clamp parking
Rating: 4.75/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2014, 1:45 pm
I can't decide whether the police officer who put the tire lock on the T-34 is brave of stupid
EmilioDumphque - February 4, 2014, 3:23 pm
A heroic veteran of the Great Patriotic War, in trouble with the law.


TAGS: 4 spot parking commi3
Rating: 4.88/5

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pratham - January 1, 2012, 10:23 am
Very funny..
EnkryptedSpirit - December 31, 2011, 9:03 pm
Totally hilarious
tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:26 pm

TIME TO PLAY - "Spot the Terrorist Vehicle"

TAGS: camel parking lot
Rating: 2.71/5

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Koradan - February 2, 2010, 6:14 pm
Hey! I am --so-- registered!!
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 8:51 pm
Yeah. It must be the Mazda. No one would fill a camel with diesel and blow it up. It's probably worth more.
Chadley - December 16, 2009, 7:22 pm
Is it the Mazda?

lead by example -

SINK HOLES - They're damn sneaky.


TAGS: women parking space
Rating: 4.57/5

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crankyhead - August 31, 2010, 8:23 pm
flint - August 31, 2010, 5:33 pm
Thats a good one! 5l
GreyScorpion - August 31, 2010, 4:16 pm
ChaChing!! 5L


TAGS: women parallel parking fail
Rating: 3.71/5

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mrunstable - July 8, 2011, 4:19 am
Grocery shopping gone terribly wrong

SAD - Whoever thought they were funny should stop trying

TAGS: sad space invaders sign parking
Rating: 2.89/5

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spacedog - March 14, 2010, 10:52 pm
LMAO. Prepare for a lot of stinging.
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 10:42 pm
The boss loved it. T-T
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 10:39 pm

PARALLEL PARKING - At the mall, on Black Friday, 30 seconds before the doors open.


PARALLEL PARKING - The vertical approach

TAGS: cars parking crash boom blue red
Rating: 3.38/5

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Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 5:27 pm
Maybe they are both transformers and this is the result of a night of drunken love.
Derek - October 11, 2009, 5:05 pm
It beggars the imagination. Perhaps the truck was raised up (being worked on) and the Ferrari crashed in, forcing it's way underneath?
mrbombastic - October 11, 2009, 1:44 pm
How the hell does that even happen??


MEN - Men are like parking the spots at the mall. All the good ones are taken. The others are either handicapped or too short.

TAGS: men parking car mall
Rating: 4.47/5

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suzieq - January 30, 2012, 10:11 pm
parking the spots ? suzie is you crazy ?


TAGS: disabled parking fail rainbow poo
Rating: 4.35/5

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koloheiole - January 8, 2013, 10:51 pm
This is exactly what i was thinking... lol
MissPriss - January 6, 2013, 3:29 pm
Or for people that have their heads stuck up their arses teehee.

HANDICAP PARKING - A perk you really don't want

NO PARKING - I miss the dog

TAGS: parking signs dog funny
Rating: 2.57/5

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Reality Lord - December 1, 2010, 7:26 am

the lead don't miss you.


THE DRIVING TEST - My wife doesn't understand why she failed the parking component.


PARKING FAIL! - Looks like that Dumbass forgot to set the Parking Break. SIDE NOTE- That isn't how you bring your boat into the water! n00b!


Jawas' Parking Space -

HORIZONTAL PARKING - is for whimps

TAGS: vertical parking
Rating: 4.86/5

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spacedog - October 5, 2012, 4:52 pm
LOL! Give it some gas... well you must have it in third. XD


DISABLED PARKING - If you aren’t already, you will be if you try to park here

TAGS: parking
Rating: 4.38/5

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IT'S NOT THAT YOU SHOULDN'T - it's just that you can't

TAGS: no parking
Rating: 3.53/5

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Derek - January 7, 2010, 4:30 pm
If you try, you'll be up for a charge of basalt
Cubbybear - January 7, 2010, 2:39 am
Kalapana was a nice litle town

REMEMBER - ALWAYS tip your valet.

PARKING FAIL - umm, how did it get up there in the first place!?

TAGS: parking fail
Rating: 1.25/5

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NO PARKING - He said please.

TAGS: no parking never ever
Rating: 4.44/5

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nikmal - January 16, 2012, 9:09 pm
is this a double negative? - never = dont - 2 never = do - never = dont - 4 never = do so he's put to always park there?


EVERYONE IGNORES ME! - I SAID, everyone ignores me!

ICE ROAD TRUCKERS - Why not just park it?

PARKING - I bet it was Ted Kennedy

TAGS: parking
Rating: 2.53/5

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douches - May 1, 2009, 1:19 am
Ironically, the guy who parked that car couldnt give a fuck what you think of his parking, nor anyone else. He's off to the gay bar to get a blowjob.
... - February 7, 2009, 1:38 pm
It can't be Ted Kennedy, the car's not in a body of water with a dead woman in it.

GOING PARKING ?? - Now you can do it by yourself

PARKING - I bet it was an old asian woman with a television

TAGS: parking
Rating: 1.92/5

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Pherazen - January 27, 2009, 7:20 am
Can't for once we assume a man did it? They're certainly egotistical enough.

SOPHOMORES - The greatest thing about Boise High

PARKING - You're Doing It Wrong

TAGS: parking doing it wrong fail
Rating: 1.18/5

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lossofworth - February 11, 2009, 2:59 pm
Isn't that from that video about drunk driving?

What’s better, slinking or skulking? -

TAGS: alleys or parking garages
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:06 am
ROFLOL! Wait . . . 5hould I laugh?

New Neighbors -

Moses can't park! -

Compact Parking Space -

TAGS: suv parking space compact comprehension level low
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 12:53 am
Exactly! Someone who understands my pain... my literal pain. Haha.
MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 10:40 am
And you laugh like hell when some one squeezes into the spot next to the "compact" leaving him/her with the only option, crowbar and a jar of Vaseline as the only way of getting into his/her vehicle.

unfairly fired -

Mall Parking -


Fred -


TAGS: handicapped parking crankyhead
Rating: 4.18/5

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agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 11:54 pm
I'm partial to the entertainment of a boot.
Iconoclast - September 15, 2010, 11:53 pm
OK, in addition to getting the ticket that they are willing to pay, how about if the cop has the car towed. That should get their attention.


THE BEST - parking places are always prohibited

TAGS: parking
Rating: 2.83/5

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Disabled Parking -

TAGS: handicapped parking fail
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - August 18, 2016, 11:39 am
Funny, UP yours
mizzdizz - August 18, 2016, 7:45 am
Severe interrectalcraniosis as a medical handicap? SWEEEET! ^!

Stop n Go -

TAGS: august 6th calendar theme a moving parking lot
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - August 6, 2017, 10:16 am
Great! ^^^^^Up
concern3 - August 6, 2017, 7:46 am
Nice, UP yours

How to parallel park -

TAGS: parking skills fail humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - April 23, 2016, 6:34 pm

I do sill drive a stick. 5-speed Chevy truck.
lgvernon - April 23, 2016, 6:32 pm

I only had it a few months. He brought me a little Ford Falcon, not nearly as old. I still wish I had that little car.
lgvernon - April 23, 2016, 6:30 pm

My dad was in the car business. When I was 15, he brought home a 1950 Ford Custom that had come in on trade. His heart was in the right place; it was near mint. But it was a tank. 3-speed column shift, no power anything. I passed my driver's test in it!
Cannabal - April 23, 2016, 4:21 pm
Real challenge: parallel park with a stickshift.
lgvernon - April 22, 2016, 8:33 pm

Keep thinkin', Butch. That's what yer good at.
rerun - April 22, 2016, 8:00 pm

Good thing he doesn't like Kate Moss
CloudchaserS - April 20, 2016, 5:48 am
I have to have crab steering to properly parallel park
lgvernon - April 20, 2016, 1:02 am

I parallel park like a boss, but the husbing, who can drive anything and has the best eye-hand coordination, couldnt parallel park if it meant a night with Kate Moss.
lgvernon - April 20, 2016, 1:02 am

I parallel park like a boss, but the husbing, who can drive anything and has the best eye-hand coordination, couldnt parallel park if it meant a night with Kate Moss.
MissPriss - April 20, 2016, 12:36 am
I vaguely remember learning how to parallel park but that was way back in the day before the car did everything. Can't see using my skill today...teehee. UP'd lg.

Great Fuel Economy -

Parallel Parking -

TAGS: parking seriously
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 23, 2015, 6:17 am
'like a glove'
mizzdizz - October 22, 2015, 10:22 pm
LOL! Like a BOSS! 5 L!

Virginal Parking -


TAGS: tearing parking ticket defiant humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - November 13, 2013, 12:25 am

I dunno, Curly~~Looks like she needs some convincing~
curlyrocks - November 12, 2013, 10:18 pm
I don't care which 1/2 I get to handle. 5L

Diplomacy -

TAGS: no parking for ufo s
Rating: 4.7/5

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mizzdizz - April 19, 2015, 9:19 pm

No Parking -

Convention -

TAGS: feminist convention parking broom
Rating: 4.58/5

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mizzdizz - January 23, 2016, 5:53 pm
LOL! My broom's in the shop for repairs---I broke too many straws chasing a spider! 5 lol lions, JW!

The G-Spot -


TAGS: parking getting off
Rating: 2.75/5

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GaryO - January 13, 2016, 6:00 am
I actually sucked coffee into my nose on purpose due to the unfunniness of this